What if your shoes can talk

Something that my shoes would say is that they stinky😂😂 the smell like rotten eggs😂😂 when i take them off when my friends there their always like ur feet stink but i say they smell like flowers 😂😂but really they dont. Something that my shoes would say about me would be like wash your feet or they will probably remind me that i firgot a sock or something which i kinda seem that would be cool because every one forgets a sock😂😂 but i feel like if my shoes would talk they will remind me where to go ect hope this kinda funny🔥🤗Something else that my shoe would say is that they are in love with my socks😷without my shoes i would just be walking barefoot